To My Dear and Loving Husband
A poem by Anne Bradstreet, America’s first published poet Anne Bradstreet 1612 – 1672 If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then…
Becoming Even More Exemplatory
(EXEMPLATORY: Adj. – Exemplary, Meritorious) This may be difficult for you to comprehend, but even as fabulous and wonderful you are, there may be a small amount of room…
THE PERFECT GREETING CARD
There are several special times throughout the year when you will give Abby a greeting card for her birthday, Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, or some other occasion. The philosophy about…
Bragging Rights
There are few things that some married women enjoy more than getting together with other wives and having a full-blown bitching session about what a bunch of low-down, miserable, worthless,…
Here Comes the (Bald) Bride
From our Classic Archives, originally published in January/February 2004 “I’m going to be a bald bride!” I moaned to my fiancé. Visions of Mr. Clean in a flowing white gown…
Does This Dress Make My Ass Look Big?
There will be numerous times throughout your married life that your wife will ask for your opinion on how she looks. Here’s an example. Abby and you are getting dressed…
Settling Into Married Life
The first few months of married life are a time of adjustment for both you and your wife. You may think that you know Abby and what makes her tick, but…